Cats and Crazy, The Chicken and the Egg Dilemma

So do crazy people get cats or do cats make people crazy? We may never know.

Our vet said that each cat household should have N+1 cat litter boxes, where N = the number of cats you own. This means that I had to do some litter box research, which is great!  Because I'm a nerd and I loooove research!  

The first thing I considered was appearance. Let's face it, looking at a box of sh!t is an eyesore.  Luckily there are plenty of options that try and cleverly (and not-so-cleverly) hide the cat's WC.

This has GOT to be a gag gift, amirite?

I've never seen a cat look more embarrassed / KattySaks via Amazon

I needed to find a box solution with better camouflage.  Enter Good Pet Stuff:

Kind of fug / Good Pet Stuff via Amazon

I vetoed that idea simply because the pressure of keeping a cat AND a plant alive was too great.

Finally I thought I found something that I liked:

Designer Catbox Litter Box / Via Amazon

Is it furniture?  Is it litter box? A lil' of both!  The shape of the piece above wasn't exactly to my liking, but I read reviews that you could customize it a bit.  It also provides an elegant solution to the problem of "tracking", or cat litter getting all over the floor:

Via Amazon

I wasn't sure I was sold on the idea of a faux piece of furniture, so next I looked at litter boxes that minimized tracking. I found a box that was basically a bucket with a hole in the top. Practical, sure, but ugly as sin. And then I stumbled upon this:

Hello, I'm $160 / via modkat

It's a bucket with a hole on the top! A fancy bucket with a hole on the top!

via modkat

The top of box can swivel 90 degrees so that excess litter can fall back into the box. It also comes with a litter scooper that has a handy brush on the side.

 I didn't anticipate how hard it would be to strike a careful balance between my sanity and finding something that will please my cat.

So which one did I choose??

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Newspaper Nails Tutorial

Painting my own nails has become something of a hobby recently.  I still love a good mani/pedi session at a salon, especially if BYOB and girlfriends are involved, but now I find satisfaction and relaxation in the art of painting my own nails.

Today's DIY project is simple and sure to fill you with vainglory. I present: Newspaper Nails!

Pic and tutorial (if you habla francais) from La Passion du Nail Art

You're going to need: a newspaper, a pair of scissors, a neutral shade of nail polish, a base coat and top coat, some alcohol (I used vodka), and a small bowl

Prep work: Cut out 10 strips of newspaper which contain text that are about 2 inches square. Then fill your shallow bowl with enough alcohol so that you can submerge your finger.

Step 1: Paint your nails, but leave off the top coat. Allow the nail polish to dry.

I use Sand Tropez by Essie

 Step 2: Dip fingernail in alcohol for 3 - 5 seconds.

 Step 3: Gently but firmly place strips of newspaper on your now alcohol soaked nail. Be sure not to push down too hard or you may smudge your nail polish. I usually hold the paper on for about 5 - 10 seconds.

Hold paper firmly in place so that the text doesn't blur

Another shot of my paper-holding technique

 Step 4: Carefully peel the paper off.  If you see your nail polish stick to the paper and come off with it,  repaint the nail and try again.

Peeling the paper off slooooowly is the key!

Step 5: If satisfied, paint the nail with top coat and then you're done!

      -or-

Ugh! I messed up! Now what? If you're unhappy with the results, say if the text smudged, then it's a pretty easy do-over. Dab a cotton swab with nail polish remover and gently swipe the nail. With a light touch the newspaper print should come off and the base color nail polish should stay on. Repaint the nail, if desired, then try again when the nail is dry.  You'll be a pro at this in no time!

Don't sweat about the newspaper text bleeding onto your skin, that's an easy fix

I always get some ink on or around my fingers. Just go ahead and paint the top coat and when you're satisfied that the top coat has set, then you'll find that the ink stains come out of the skin easily with a good scrubbing and your beautiful nails remain!

Now marvel at your handiwork!

Roadblocks to productivity

I have heard a myth, a legend, an American Tall Tale that pets exude laziness rays from which there can be no escape.  Who among us pet owners hasn't decided to sleep in an extra five minutes because you've woken up to find your furry friend snuggled up on the bed?  They give a terrific yawn, squeeze their eyes shut and we are powerless to get our day started.

Cat on my arm

As I try and start my blog I find that my cat has made the executive decision to annex my arm for a pillow.  But I was able to push through these distractions and open up this little Blogger account.  Welcome.